People who show off their bluetooth systems while driving just goes to show they were too piss poor to purchase a car that came with
an integrated bluebooth system.
I'm not getting paid enough to do this work! Oh wait... yes I am.
Nothing further to see here!
Yes, seriously, nothing further to see!
Ok, fine, since you insist on reading on.
Do you really need Brembo brakes on your car? I don't know about you but I just think it looks AWESOME. Will I ever use them? Probably
not but it's good to know the brakes could make the difference between getting my face planted on the back or a semi truck or not.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
San Francisco is filled with fog and fags. More of the latter shockingly.
Daylight saving time is the world's most useless thing in the world.
Kids these days who think Justin Beiber is gay should ask their older siblings to show them a Prince music video.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
People think I'm shy but in reality, I just don't like talking to idiots.
Goofy is a dog. Pluto is a dog. WTF?
Khan Noonien Singh was born and bred to be pure evil. Beat that Anakin Skywalker!
Go ahead, wear that red shirt!
According to Robert Zemeckis, we're only 2 years away from the Hover Board. Highly doubtful since I'm still waiting for Skynet to go LIVE.
RISK is for sissies.
Why is is called lipstick when it doesn't cause your lips to stick together?
Seriously, there's nothing important to see here! Trust me.
My ATM PIN # is 1287
Those Nazis had real awesome uniforms. Too bad they turned out to be maniacs.
I always make sure to rev twice whenever I see a Prius.
5th Gear used to be the Top Gear. But now we got 6th and 7th gear. Shouldn't 5th Gear update their name?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disOriented?
Francis, if you are reading this, turn off your computer and go to sleep. Mano, if you are reading this, turn off your laptop and go to sleep.
Go to a museum with MC Hammer, point at every exhibit and ask him "can I touch this?"